Sunday, March 27, 2005

Who is Wesley Huffmaster?

Once again, my inbox has been flooded with requests that I post more about myself. I will deliver, but only in a small degree. The following was was pasted from the World Book article:

"On a mild autumn night in late November of 1985, a remarkable event occurred that changed the world forever. An extraordinary baby boy, like none even seen before, was brought into this world. This child was soon known to be called Wesley Huffmaster. There is much debate among historians to what this name actually means. However, many suggest that it was derived from the archaic "wesh lei huff maystier", which translates "super fly homeboy". Regardless of the accuracy of this assumption, Wesley indeed became quite the super fly homie. Wesley’s early life came to be known as the “bright days” of western civilization, as they were filled with much rejoicing. As Wesley aged, he became very manly, often he was mistaken for a lumberjack. Even though his greatness exceeded the average, Wesley was known for his humility and won many humble contests throughout the southeast. Wesley went on to do a many great things, including the fathering of a breathtaking website, but those are stories for another time. Legend has it that if you travel east of the sun and west of the moon when Scorpio is at equinox and the magnolias are at full bloom, you might catch a glimpse of Wesley riding his giant bull, singing with bluebirds, and planting apple trees with a banjo on his knee."

I hope that clears up a little more of the mystery.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

how pitiful

3:54 PM  
Blogger Ricardo Grande said...

Not a bad yarn!

11:55 PM  

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