Thursday, September 29, 2005

permit me to rant

It’s funny how some little things that occur can sour your outlook on a day. For example, I walked my usual course to Landrum after class so that I could grab a quick bite before Anthropology. After I had ordered a large smoothie, I took it to the counter and discovered that I was deficient of funds. Now it is one thing to be so financially destitute as not to be able to satiate my belly with a liquid lunch, it is quite another to be sassed about it. Ohhhh I have had it up to here with that gaggle of curs. Were it possible to burn people with my eyes, that ugly little tootsie roll of a woman would be toast right now, her charred remains sizzling over the register. My stomach is rumbling as I now type this, and my mind’s eye is focused solely on that sweet, sweet manna, still turned upright in the trashcan as if to mock me. I shot her a few more eye beams as I walked out. I don’t suppose there is much that could be done, but sass did not have to be an option. On the bright side, at least I’ll have food sometime today. I know there are some that are not as fortunate. That fat, eye rolling register lady could sure go a few days without hurting.

3 Comments:

Blogger Ricardo Grande said...

Light her on fire! Booyah!

4:56 PM  
Blogger wes said...

I reserve that honor for the homeless.

4:57 PM  
Anonymous sis said...

She made you throw it away instead of just letting you have it? What did it cost, like $3? That's really stupid, and such a waste. You should have dumped it on her if you were going to have to waste it anyway.

10:08 PM  

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